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# oh wow  # poor girl  

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.



dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 


edenliaothewomb:

Aaron Paul for FLAUNT magazine, photographed by Prakash Shroff, Sep 2014.


# herps  

thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 

Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff



soitsmepablo:

"I wanna love you but I’m just to cynical" 

# music  # rae morris  # fryars  # cold  

alabama-arks:

c h i l l e d 



musicistheconstant:

Room To Breathe // You Me At Six




"Go (feat. Blood Diamonds)" - Grimes


Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose
Drink whole or skimmed milk? skimmed
Die in a fire or drowning? um wow ok, in a fire
Spend time with your parents or enemies? hahaha i actually don’t care.

Are You?

Simple or complicated? complicated
Straight, gay or bisexual? mmm, ask again later
Tall or short? teeny tiny
Right handed or left handed? left
A lover of music or a lover of books? music

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? sweets - unless cool potted plants yo B)
Grey or black? charcoal; in the middle
Color photos or black-and-white photos? of me? black and white - hides the ugly.
Sunrise or sunset? sunset
M&Ms or Skittles? askdnaks boTH
Staying up late or waking up early? stay up late and get drunk
Sun or moon? moon
Winter or Autumn? autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? mmmm idk, maybe 10 acquaintances? im a difficult friend don’t be friends with me
Rainy or sunny? sunny
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? all the ice cream bitch

About You

What time is it? 18:08
Name? twat
Nicknames? inky, butthead, sometimes jae idk whatever man
When is your birthday? june 26th 1995
What do you want? OOOOOH I’ll TELL YA WHAT I WANT, WHAT I RLY RLY WANT  —- usually sex ngl
How many kids do you want? none
What would you name a girl? 
What would you name a boy? isaac
You want to get married? yeah why not uvu
What kind of music do you like? oh fak, um. 80’s & 90’s, drum n bass, synth stuff, some indie & alternative, soft rock?? those are really specific I like most music to an extent.

Unique

Nervous habits? nail biting, lip and cheek chewing, the constant ‘wincing face’
Are you double-jointed? doubt it
Can you roll your tongue? yea
Can you raise one eyebrow? im raisin it now
Can you cross your eyes? yeah, i can wiggle em too

Random

Which shoe goes on first? right
Ever thrown something at someone? that’s my main mode of transport cmon now
On average, how much money do you carry with you? no cash, just card and a few coins usually
What jewelry do you wear? earrings, ring, bracelets and necklaces vary
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? twirl that shit you lazy assholes
Have you ever eaten Spam? dont let that trash near my mouth
Favourite ice cream? gimme sorbet over ice cream
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? idk maybe 5? they’re all probably stale by now i got through phases of eating cereal and ignoring it.

Last

Car ride? monday in the bosses brother’s car
Song played? grimes - GO (feat. blood diamonds)
Person you saw? the woman at work who talks your ear off
Time you cried? i never stop crying
Fight? goddammit spiderboy took my answer. but srsly you know the rules guys, my lips are sealed.


almost every day i get excited to come home from work

but when i get home, i wonder why i was ever excited